[Saundra Duffy]

Nice try in changing the subject. Nice try but no cigar.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Saundra Duffy: “Nice try in changing the subject. Nice try but no cigar.”

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MORMON MEMBER TIPS:

The subject is whatever the OFFICIAL LDS MORG says it is.
All attempts to tell us what the subject is are to be
rejected. Just say, “Nice try changing the subject.” and
then move on. You do not owe anyone an answer. Remember,
they are too ignorant to understand the superior truths
of mormonism.

This tactic is very effective any time you speak of our
created gods, celestial sex, magic underwear (that you
must wear at all times), becoming a god, exactly how many
gods we believe in, the nature of the godhead, etc. Basically,
anything that is not Christian, but actually is because
we say it is.

You can reference smoking in cliches and in quotes, but
do not give the impression we approve of smoking.

Remember, do not engage in actual discussion, since that
would involve thinking and we do not allow independent
thought. As we have commanded, “When the leaders have
spoken, the thinking is done.”

Finally, when they point out that you have no facts,
evidence or logical argument to support mormonism, just
tell them god talks to you all the time and you just
know our “Church” is the correct one.

Yours in obscuring the meat until they join,

High Priest, Screwtape