Sign?
Bull!
Wear them on the OUTSIDE then!
It's you MORMONs that have that 'special' hug to see if you can FEEL the garments; not we folks looking for a SIGN!
The only 'sign' they provide is a constant irritant reminder of those CONVENANTs you made (The SECRET [oops!] sacred ones) that CANNOT be found in ANY page of MORMON 'scripture'.
Sign? Bull! Wear them on the OUTSIDE then!
NOOOOO! I live in Utah! I don't want to see all these people's underwear!!!!!!!!
Anyway, aren't we supposed to know Christians by their love, not their skivvies?
Fruit, not fruit-of-the-looms?