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What Mormon Missionaries WON'T Tell You
Contender Ministries [False Religions] ^
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Posted on 10/15/2010 5:39:02 PM PDT by delacoert
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To: greyfoxx39
Hey at least Napkinist can point to any near by dispenser or Costco and make a case for their religion...
361
posted on
10/17/2010 1:12:27 PM PDT
by
ejonesie22
(8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
To: greyfoxx39
Thanks. Things are busy but well for the most part. :)
362
posted on
10/17/2010 1:18:40 PM PDT
by
reaganaut
(Ex Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: ejonesie22; greyfoxx39
363
posted on
10/17/2010 1:20:25 PM PDT
by
reaganaut
(Ex Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: ejonesie22
Hey at least Napkinist can point to any near by dispenser or Costco and make a case for their religion...A "burning in the bosom" would NEVER be a Napkinese prayer effect...(flammable, donchaknow?) And Napkinists don't have to turn a blind eye to darn near everything in the Doctrine of Napkinese!
364
posted on
10/17/2010 1:20:50 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8)
To: MadRepublican
Those who join this Church do not give up their faith in the Biblethey strengthen it. The Book of Mormon does not dilute nor diminish nor de-emphasize the Bible. On the contrary, it expands, extends, and exalts it. The Book of Mormon testifies of the Bible, and both testify of Christ.Galatians 1 : 6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you by the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel 7which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned! 9As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let him be eternally condemned!
Mad Republican, go and read the bible. A real bible and not the one translated by Joseph Smith. The truth shall set you free.
365
posted on
10/17/2010 1:29:45 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Stourme
Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were great men.Great when it came to sins of the flesh. How many wives did they both have?
366
posted on
10/17/2010 1:37:07 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Elsie
Alas, I only know π to 15 digits.
367
posted on
10/17/2010 1:40:08 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
(Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
To: greyfoxx39
Okay, so are those brown napkins Taco Bell hands out an offshoot of the central napkin religion? And what of the verbal associations, like what the British call diapers: ‘nappies’? And then there’s that appellation a radio shock jock used, referring to the hair on the heads of the black girl athletes ... where does it all end? My pantry is a veritable revival! And the Episcopalian version is in the china closet, all nicely starched and folded ...
368
posted on
10/17/2010 2:46:47 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
Oh joy! The oven timer is beeping ... my peanut butter brownies are done. In a few minutes, the vanilla ice cream will meet the warm brownies, and shazzzzzam!
369
posted on
10/17/2010 2:51:39 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
Now that’s gonna be a ‘burning in the bosom’ fer shur.
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posted on
10/17/2010 2:52:23 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Paragon Defender; All
Undecided readers,Undecided readers,
If you're truly undecided religiously,
do you really want two punk kids just out of high school wearing a badge that says "Elder such and such" (how "elder" can these pimply-faced kids be?)
wearing their prescribed white shirt and tie uniform with a backpack
engage you in a convo where you know they are out to proselytize so you can go baptize dead people in their temples
which were started by a guy who had even more pimples
when he supposedly saw some visionage about two unnamed personages at age 14, 15 or 16, depending upon which version of that vision you are reading????
(I didn't think so)
To: MHGinTN
![Photobucket](http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb254/gahamm_photos/Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif)
Episcopalian version is in the china closet, all nicely starched and folded ...
Love the visual! I wonder if the Taco Bell napkinists will one day become "white and delightsome"?
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posted on
10/17/2010 3:08:48 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8)
To: greyfoxx39
Oh my! Now you’ve gone and done it. An exegesis of Elsiethon is sure to follow. Perhaps on Thanksgiving day, after the episcopalian wing have shown their ‘worthiness’ we will have a ruling from the grand council, just in time for leftovers.
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posted on
10/17/2010 3:20:34 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
YES! A table recommend!
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posted on
10/17/2010 3:22:18 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
now, M...you can’t mention that without providing the all-important questions required to acquire a TABLE recommend!
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posted on
10/17/2010 3:55:24 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8)
To: greyfoxx39
What is the proper wine to serve with fish/beef?
Where does the salad fork go?
Is there a soup course?
Wipe or dab?
376
posted on
10/17/2010 4:07:10 PM PDT
by
ejonesie22
(8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
To: MHGinTN
YES! A table recommend!\
- - - - - -
That is hilarious.
377
posted on
10/17/2010 4:11:26 PM PDT
by
reaganaut
(Ex Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: ejonesie22
Somehow I knew you’d have access to that list. Don’t forget ‘Do you point away from the plate when folded and in your proper place?’ And ‘Can the Hostess tent you when occasion calls for that extra touch upon the charger?’ Of course there is the standard ‘Are you without stain or blot?’
378
posted on
10/17/2010 4:17:53 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
A proper napkinist always dabs or blots...
Wiping is for heretics...
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posted on
10/17/2010 4:22:59 PM PDT
by
ejonesie22
(8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
To: ejonesie22
Uh oh! This is the stuff of schisms!
380
posted on
10/17/2010 4:29:01 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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