You wrote:
“No, you are a member of a church founded by some guys who were part of a Church founded by God.”
Nope. Christ is God. Christ founded the Catholic Church. He never founded any Protestant sect in Germany or England or America or anywhere else. Even if someone doubts that Christ founded the Catholic Church, it is absolutely undeniable that He founded a Church in the 1st century and not in the 16th. Thus, the Protestant claims to legitimacy in origins are no better than that of the Mormons.
Funny how how that part was left out of Scripture. Why would Christ come and tear down the walls between humanity and God; and then insist that a bureaucratic, ritual driven church be founded?