I don't know why but I'm reminded of "Yes, Prime Minister" and irregular verbs.
"I have an independent mind. You are an eccentric. He is round the twist."
"I give confidential security briefings. You leak. He has been charged under section 2a of the Official Secrets Act."
Just move everything from singular to plural and drop the second person entirely: We believe in God, they are purple monkey bottoms. We are good people, they are vicious, homicidal cricket bats.
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LOVE IT.
The best Yes Minister dialogue was about the gongs: CMG, KCMG and GCMG :)