Sorry to hear that you've been idle, Windflier. Since posting, I've climbed both Gasherbrum I & II (but not in that order), won the Professional Bull Riders championship, perfected Scoutmaster Pulled Pork™, swum the Amazon (upstream), revoked California's Statehood, and shaved Padma Lakshmi's legs (found her ticklish spot, by the way).
Oh. And I took a nap.
LOL! You ought to get paid to write like that!