Unless of course I understood you incorrectly and you WOULD go for a Lutheran service which had the entire Eucharist with the REAL Presence of Christ in sacramental union, the crucifix, icons, kneeling, incense, etc. — would you? If I did misunderstand and you would go to such a service, I apologize for misunderstanding that statement...
You misunderstand the Lutheran worship service.
No surprise there.