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To: Tennessee Nana

I think the answer is that you can go to a lesser heaven if you wait until death to accept the gospel, but you can’t attain godhood unless you check all the blocks here on Earth.

Me? I’m lazy. Being a god sounds like a lot of work. Being Mrs. god seems like a raw deal. Pump out spirit kids for ever and nobody is even allowed to pray to you or talk about you much. Ungrateful brats.

I’ll take the free lesser heaven for $200, Alex.


2,021 posted on 07/12/2010 9:04:36 AM PDT by T Minus Four (tagline pending)
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To: T Minus Four

I’ll take the free lesser heaven for $200, Alex
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C’mon over to my shack for a cuppa Tea when you get settled...

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2,031 posted on 07/12/2010 11:38:06 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: T Minus Four
Being Mrs. god seems like a raw deal. Pump out spirit kids for ever and nobody is even allowed to pray to you or talk about you much.

It's a wonder they can ever hook women into that cult. Sharing your husband and pregnant forever. Doesn't sound much like heaven to me and there's only one other alternative.

I'll pass, too.

2,037 posted on 07/12/2010 12:09:56 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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