“Never use a shotgun to shoot off a chicken's head when a 9 mm would do just as well.”
and:
“If you keep hitting your face on the steering wheel, it could be that you're trying to double-clutch one of them otto-matics”.
and in a similar tone;
“Don't try to smoke and drink a beer at the same time unless you can keep at least one hand on the wheel”.
I've known other “Elsies”, not a bad one in the bunch! Thanks.
Moo!