First we be NOT polygimme; then we BE polygimme, then we NOT be polygimme again!
First we be NOT polygimme; then we BE polygimme, then we NOT be polygimme again! [Elsie]
Actually it was:
* First we be NOT polygimme; [Book of Mormon]
* then we BE polygimme, [Joseph Smith's mansion allowed easy shenanigans of convincing women to sleep with him under the guise of a "spiritual marriage" -- at a rate of about one-per-month in the latter three years of his life]
* then we NOT be polygimme again! [Well, there was a price to pay for Utah statehood...and the Mormons are cutthroats to their own sacred "principles" if they need to buy the acceptance of man]
But you forgot, Els, the ensuing rounds:
* then we BE polygimme (again) [Mormons-with-multiple spouses die, having been sealed to them both/all in the temple...now they are supposedly eternal polygamists!!!]
* then we NOT be polygimme again! (again) [Whatever "PR" needing to be broadcast to try to separate a Mormon from a fundamentalist Mormon...for example, just this past week with the designated Mormon media critic @ the Des News, Joel Campbell...ended his column mentioning the Vancouver Sun article on the Mormon temple with this line: "Of course, the Vancouver Sun won't let the 'Mormon fundamentalist' title die." So you see, just as Christians wonder when Lds are going to "let the 'Mormon Christian' title die," Lds wonder the same thing in reverse.]
* then we BE polygimme again! (again) [Yup, Lds apostle Bruce R. McConkie, in his book, Mormon Doctrine, says the Mormon jesus will re-institute polygamy when he returns to earth...all you Mormon women out there getting ready to share your husband with many wives??? No??? And you call yourself a real Mormon?]