Calvin on marijuana. There can be no other explanation. Those guys in the front row with the little kids (and only one female in the entire picture) wouldn't be a pair of same sex Calvinist couples with adopted kids, would they?
Extra, extra, read all about it. Calvinist pot loving same sex adoptions on the rise!!! Come to the Presbyterian church and enjoy the intimacy that one normally experiences in a San Francisco bathhouse. Next week; wiccan Presbyterian covens naked around the bonfire under the harvest moon!!!! Get your tickets now.