Paul says when he is absent from the body, he'll be present with the Lord...Christians go up when they die...Their dead bodies lay in the ground...
For a Christian, his dead body in a grave won't hear anything...
Your proof text just turned into corn meal mush...Live and learn...
Well, you just saw the scripture that does not agree with this opinion of yours. Perhaps you should produce your own mistranslation, every one else already has one.