The religion of peace supposedly worships the same single God as do Jews and Christians, yet would deny Him praise by any but their own. Hypocrites!
From "Wikipedia"
"The Queer-ahn instructs that 'Hammy (Muhammed's nickname, given due to his well-known love for eating salt-cured pig flesh) once married a six (6) year old girl, but held off consummating the marriage until she was nine (9)." (What a pillar of self-control, huh?) Legend continues that he was likely able to hold off for so long because, as rumor in ancient Mesopotamia held forth, he spent the first three years of their marriage banging her goat, "Al."
There ia also some question as to whether or not, by the time 'Hammy married the child, he may have already gone completely blind from "doing himself a big favor" repeatedly while writing a tome that he intended to be an obvious, elaborate joke; a long period which he spent almost entirely alone.
When he showed his humorous epic to the first gathering of his extended family, however, the excessively inebriated group mistook it for an actual inspired scripture because Hammy had written what he thought was a very funny opening line; that it was a work inspired by "Allah." Prior to the misconceptions and local legends which sprung up surrounding the Queer-ahn, "Allah" was actually just a well-known and highly sought-after local shepherd/goat pimp who rented his furry little bleaters out by the hour for Arab birthday parties and weddings..."
I think Wikipedia might be a less than completely reliable source, but you never know... :-) < / parody - off >
The claim that the god of Islam is the same as the God of Israel is false. Sure, Islam is a monotheistic religion, but so is satanism. But I repeat myself.
There are those who like to make that claim but they’re nothing but lyin’libs.Allah ain’t MY G-D! Baruch HaShem!