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ORDERS ARE COMING NOW FOR MY CHOSEN ONES THAT HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE TIMING OF MY WILL !
bible prophecy | scribe

Posted on 10/28/2009 8:31:09 PM PDT by Jedediah

Orders are coming now for my chosen ones that have been waiting for the timing of my will . The sweeping of the penduluum's timing is poised before my throne as a gravitational pull holds you to earth , so the hearts of my children are laid before me and as no other time before my humble servants are about to enter into an opened door revealed only to the few( obedient) , the Chosen(overcomers) and this door is an entryway into not only the all of me but the paradise of my love abiding ,eternal , flowing yet existing in a dimension of reality of my kingdom to the obedient alone .

For truly this is the greatness opened to who I am in a manifold manner and mannah(word) of true revelatory power and kingdom of overcomers "free" to those deserving through the sacrifice of my ways " Obedience !"

Now IS the time "watch" as the penduluum cavitates before you and climb aboard for it is my chariot of fire I have brought down to you from heaven as Elijah .

Receive and believe for truly all you are about to see and experience is of me and me alone ! \o/


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To: Jedediah

100 replies in an hour is pretty good for a Wednesday evening!


101 posted on 10/28/2009 9:43:27 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Though He slay me, yet will I trust Him" - Job 13:15)
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To: Jedediah

Jedediah
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102 posted on 10/28/2009 9:43:54 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Jedediah

Orders have been changed My spaceship is leaving fifteen parsecs earlier than planned it is The Unfolding,

await, await, oh Poughkeepsie, the Fraud is one My people seek Me but if they arrive too late the next Spaceship will get them, but you will be limited in carry on items

Jambalaya


103 posted on 10/28/2009 9:45:46 PM PDT by Sir_Ed
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To: Jedediah; Quix; Marysecretary

104 posted on 10/28/2009 9:57:39 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Jedediah; Quix; Marysecretary

105 posted on 10/28/2009 9:59:06 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Alex Murphy; All
I had a ram named Darius. He was a big, BIG boy, and beautiful. He was some ram.

But he was violent. More than once I would be in his paddock and hear ba da BUMP ba da Bump as he galloped up to clobber me.

Now, rams aren't really hostile. They just like to fight. Even my best ram, Genghis, would clobber me once in a while, out of affection. And when they fight, of course they expect to get hit on the head.

So I did not follow the advice of many, which was to have a length of 2x4 with me and just hit him a lick on the head when he charged. Instead, I would step aside and kick him in the butt as he went by.

It was clear from his reaction that this was not at ALL what he expected. He backed up and charged again. Again I dodged, and kicked him in the butt. I figured that was enough for one day. At feeding time, I got him in a place where I could scratch him on the brisket, which is the magic place for sheep. They just get ecstatic.

So in one day, he had learned that hitting me was an unrewarding experience, AND that I could make him feel good.

He was tame in less than a week. He never tried to hit me again, but he did come up to be petted and scratched.

When somebody comes on looking to get clobbered, the most loving thing to do may be NOT to clobber him.

Verb. sap.

106 posted on 10/28/2009 10:05:40 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin: pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg

Ummmm, are you suggesting we should try to tame Jedediah? And then pet him and scratch him on his brisket? (I’m assumming Jedediah has a brisket, since apparently goats do.)


108 posted on 10/28/2009 10:32:38 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: narses

Back in the 90s when I was a poor student, I figured I could get a free meal by walking 1 mile to the benny hinn concert, er, i mean “evangelism” crusade event in Louisiana. I had never been before and wasnt sure what to expect since I had only seen Hinn twice on TV. Well, I was told that I couldn’t sit anywhere *near* the front row unless I had “gold” member” status (I think this was before the Mike Meyers flicks). Anyway I ask the guy what “gold member” means..he says “well that means your a big donater to our cause!”

To this day I still second-guess myself on whether I truly know what he meant by “cause”.


109 posted on 10/28/2009 10:53:39 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: Jedediah

PRAISE GOD.

THIS IS CONFIRMATION of something I’ve been feeling for a long time.

Yea! Thanks, Lord.


110 posted on 10/28/2009 10:57:51 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Marysecretary

He’s got a good attitude about such.

Personally,

On the one hand . . . we can feel pity for them and on the other hand laugh at their ignorance.


111 posted on 10/28/2009 11:03:00 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Jedediah

112 posted on 10/28/2009 11:05:34 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Manic_Episode

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

ALL THE WAY FROM THE SOLES OF MY FEET TO THE TOP OF MY HEAD.


113 posted on 10/28/2009 11:08:02 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: word_warrior_bob
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114 posted on 10/28/2009 11:09:22 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: word_warrior_bob

So . . . how long have you been a Jim Jones fan? Or is it an obsession?


115 posted on 10/28/2009 11:10:13 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: word_warrior_bob
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116 posted on 10/28/2009 11:10:42 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Mad Dawg

Love your frequently anointed wisdom.

LUB, TOO.


117 posted on 10/28/2009 11:12:25 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: B-Chan
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118 posted on 10/28/2009 11:13:57 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Jedediah
Orders are coming now for my chosen ones that have been waiting for the timing of my will

I just got a ham and cheese on rye and 2 chocolate shakes

119 posted on 10/28/2009 11:18:33 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Jedediah

You know, I was just commenting on another thread about the dangers of abusing dextromethorphan.


120 posted on 10/28/2009 11:49:38 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (A trade: Conservative Anglicans for Liberal Catholics and a heretic to be named later.)
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