[Quix]

Perhaps if you asked the kind teacher’s aid,

she’d be happy to trade your red crayon for a blue and a green one.

Then you could draw a calmer pretty picture.

Sounds like your reality testing module needs replaced . . . or at the minimum, a major overhaul.

[EAGLE7]

Gee.. well thanks for the advice...Perhaps after you clean up your bowl of Cap’n Crunch, you can contact your alien buddies and they can, as you put it, replace or overhaul my “reality testing module.”

[Zero Sum]

Perhaps if you asked the kind teacher’s aid,

she’d be happy to trade your red crayon for a blue and a green one.

*raises hand*

Can I trade my red pill for a blue one?