Gee.. well thanks for the advice...Perhaps after you clean up your bowl of Cap’n Crunch, you can contact your alien buddies and they can, as you put it, replace or overhaul my “reality testing module.”
Naw.
I don’t think they’d comply.
Some folks they consider ‘useless eaters’ and cart them off for the food slurry vats that some humans have seen human body parts floating in . . .