Ping. Didn’t mean to forget you; it was totally an accident!
Alls well that ends well.
You know, God offered the ten commandments to all the peoples of the world. Each nation found fault with some part of them.
Finally he came to the Children of Israel and offered it to them. So they asked,
"How much does it cost?"
So God answered that it was free. They then said...
"We'll take two"