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To: Zionist Conspirator
Ping. Didn’t mean to forget you; it was totally an accident!

Alls well that ends well.

You know, God offered the ten commandments to all the peoples of the world. Each nation found fault with some part of them.

Finally he came to the Children of Israel and offered it to them. So they asked,

"How much does it cost?"

So God answered that it was free. They then said...

"We'll take two"

23 posted on 05/26/2009 5:59:41 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum

Lol!


24 posted on 05/26/2009 6:09:39 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Bachodesh hashelishi letze't Benei-Yisra'el me'Eretz Mitzrayim; bayom hazeh ba'u Midbar Sinai.)
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To: Nachum; Zionist Conspirator

‘Moses came down from the mountain with the news that, “I’ve gotten Him down to ten. Unfortunately, adultery is still one of them.”’

Had I told that before?

Thanks always for the ping, ZC.


39 posted on 05/14/2013 7:03:18 PM PDT by onedoug
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