I think that all the problems in the Middle East would just solve themselves if those people would just eat bacon.
Achmed: I’m going to ki....hey, what are you eating.
Jacob: Mmmph..bacon...chomp...
Achmed: You like bacon?!! I LIKE BACON!!
Jacob: Here...chew...chomp...have some bacon.
Achmed: Praise Allah thank you. You know...crisp...you’re not so bad after all....crunch...
WWBD?
Pork is loaded with parasites, and cooking doesn’t kill the cystic forms, do a colon cleans, you’ll see, I stopped eating pork long ago, the number of parasites per square inch in there flesh would boggle your mind. My uncles were all hog farmers, they lay in their own waste, neck deep, and the meat smells just like, visit a real hog farm and that will do more to educate you than anything. Hogs = parasites in humans, that is the real truth of the matter, if you don’t you have parasites you’re leaving in a fantasy, and if you eat a lot of pork, cancer is waiting on your doorstep because the waste products of the parasites in your body will cause terrible fungai to grow, then through plemorhpism it will change to cancer, don’t bother arguing with me about it, you want to eat pork then it eat, but for those who listen, this post was for you.