You wrote:
“Vlad, that’s not true.”
Yes, it is.
“Jesus was a Jew.”
And a Catholic.
“He lived a Jew and died one.”
And He was a Catholic.
“He was never Catholic and neither were the gospel writers.”
They were all Catholics.
“It’s all wishful thinking on the part of Catholics.”
No, it’s just true.
Oh, dear FRiend. You’ve really been sold a bill of goods, haven’t you?
Vlad, there will only be Christians in Heaven and they won’t be called ‘Catholics’ there. Cheez.