[GeoPie]

You can’t be series! ROFLOL!!!

[DannyTN]

I hope they hired lost people to run it.

[WayneS]

I wish I’d thought of that!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Greetings like;

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all made to heaven
But not you.

[HoosierHawk]

YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND!!

NYAH..NYAH! NYAH..NYAH!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[DannyTN]

"There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left," it explains. "So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."

Seven years later is when the anti-christ is wiped out, and Christ returns with the raptured to reign for 1000 years. So if it's held up in probate for 7 years, it should be available just in time for your return.

[babyfreep]

I think it's an interesting idea. I especially liked this part:

"There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left," it explains. "So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."

[Recovering_Democrat]

or, preterists don’t have to fret about all that... :)

[Mrs. Don-o]

"according to the Bible"

"according to Christian theology"

How about "according to some eccentric interpretations of the Bible" or "according to an unorthodox strand of Christian theology made popular in recent decades by lurid Christo-fiction writers like Tim LeHaye"...

Talk about lazy journalism.

[DannyTN]

"Final e-mails from vanished subscribers will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers fail to log in for six days in a row. "

What do mean the e-mails went out? "Darn it Fred I told you it was a bad idea for us to vacation together!!"

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Wonder if this same company charges extra for an email to self in 30 years in case we’re still here?

[RichInOC]

“If you’re reading this, I’m already home.”

[trumandogz]

I guessing there will be some great deals on houses and used cars following the rapture.

[Not A Snowbird]

Mine would be short and practical.

Feed the cat.

[kidd]

Dead and dying and suffering people are everywhere
Disease, nuclear weapons and other evil is rampant
Most signs of civilization have been rendered useless
You were left behind to face Satan and unbelievable suffering, so...

“Honey, did you check the e-mail?”

[CzarNicky]

Out of curiosity what would happen if these five didn’t get raptured and kept coming to work?

[fishtank]

DC Talk - I Wish We'd All Been Ready

,,,,,,I love this song,,,,,,,,,,

[TASMANIANRED]

What an excellent scam...