You heard about the time a Jesuit and a Dominican were arguing about which order was greater?
Finally they decided to ask God to give them a sign to help them settle the issue. A pirec of paper floated down from the sky. On it was written:
My Dear Children,
It is not my will that you should disagree about such trivial things. You should direct all our efforts toward spreading the Gospel and ministering to those in need. Please end these foolish rivalries,
Yours faithfully in Me,God, O.P.
ha. almost as funny as the bit about AMdG (Ad majorem die gorium) actually standing for All Men Die Good :-P