Here's a rhetorical question for you....Will they quit knocking on your door after you tell them you're not interested?
I wonder why they even bother. Instead of sending out 60,000 missionaries, why don't they just go get census information and baptize everyone by proxy. LOL
Shhhh...don’t give them any ideas!
All they need, obviously, is a name, so I guess that technically they could steal the entire US Soc Sec database, “baptize” everyone, and declare that all of the US was Mormon...