“There’s no zot here.”
What makes you say that? You must know something the rest of us don’t know.
If you want to amend that to make it singular rather than plural be my guest.
I don't exactly see a cacophony of support for your position but if you want to report it to the mods you can go right ahead. If they "zot" it I'll issue you a public apology in big bold print. Put up or shut up.