[Cue the Mission Impossible music ...] Your job, Mister Marlowe, is to refute the Astonishing claims in Alice In Wonderland. Should you accept this mission, you may not dismiss the entite work as one of fiction, but must address each claim assigning it full credulity as you cite any reputable refutations so long as they are not generated by what Wonderlanders deem to be ‘anti-Alice’ sites. Should you or any of your Impossible Mission team accomplish this task without Wonderlander approval, they will disavow your team and seek others to manipulate. ... This message will destruct as soon as the religion moderator finds it. Good luck
Alice: "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
A keeper!