1 Samuel 16:7
But the LORD said to Samuel, "Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart."
Certainly I can’t see your heart. But from what I believe you’re not one of them. Just taking the same liberties you do. Matter of fact if there are 30 chances out of a hundred you’re Christian, I’m betting the under.