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To: Alamo-Girl; Lord_Calvinus; Dr. Eckleburg

Yes and notice what the bible is saying here. Though He will come at the last day, that has not prevented Him from appearing, and every eye did not behold Him when He came. He and the Father come to believers. They manifest themselves. As we don’t build rooms onto our houses to accomodate them, it’s apparent the meaning is spiritual.


1,841 posted on 11/28/2007 11:30:45 AM PST by 1000 silverlings (Everything that deceives also enchants: Plato)
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To: 1000 silverlings; Uncle Chip; All

As we don’t build rooms onto our houses to accomodate them, it’s apparent the meaning is spiritual.

= = =

WHAT PREPOSTEROUSNESS!

I don’t have time, before class, to illustrate HOW PREPOSTEROUS it is . . . perhaps later.

SCRIPTURAL TRUTH IS NOW CONTINGENT ON WHAT WE CAN BUILD IN OUR HOUSES!

LOL!

ROTFLOL!

GTTM!

GUFFAWS TO THE EXTREME MAX!

then tears.


1,845 posted on 11/28/2007 1:42:54 PM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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To: 1000 silverlings; All; Uncle Chip; fortheDeclaration; Alamo-Girl; Blogger
As we don’t build rooms onto our houses to accomodate them, it’s apparent the meaning is spiritual.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . The Contrarian Preterist-REPLACEMENTARIAN-Premil-Postmil ALICE-IN-WONDERLAND-SCHOOL OF MANGLED MATRIX THEOLOGY HAS SPOKEN!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE! From thenceforth . . . in the land of living mortal humans . . . unless you draw a red card in the presence of the Red Queen . . . or a Black card in the presence of the Red Queen's jokester . . . in which case an alternate universe upens up . . . and that is covered in the Appendix part C subsection 3,742.5 written in the Classic Gobbledygook of Classic REPLACEMENTARIANS . . .

But for our Sunday School class today, we must concern ourselves with PROPER PONTIFICAL PREPOSTEROUS RUBBER BIBLE DOCTRINES OF THE SACRED SECT OF REPLACEMENTARIANS et al.

Our CARDINAL DOCTRINE OF FOCUS for today is that THENCEFORTH, UNLESS YOU HAVE A ROOM DEDICATED IN YOUR HOUSE TO A PARTICULAR RUBBER BIBLE BIBLICAL PRINCIPLE, YOU CANNOT PUT ANY FAITH IN SAID PRINCIPLE.

For example, without a room built and dedicated to SALVATION, you can't depend on SALVATION by Christ's Blood or any other. Our Sacred Order of Magicsterical Prissy Pontificals decrees it. [thankfully, God disagrees--read the authentic UNRUBBERIZED Bible].

AND, UNLESS you have a room dedicated and built totally and only in honor of and in the service of BAPTISM--IMMERSION, OF COURSE--UNLESS the Red Queen is present. Or, unless Humpty Dumpty falls on his left side and cracks his left skull . . . then Baptism just has no influence on your spirituality or being buried and resurrected with Christ, whatsoever.

And, unless you have a room in your home built and dedicated totally and only to PRAYER, THEN, the prayer of any level of righteous person cannot amount to much in your home or family. Zip, nada, nothing. May as well not pray--useless without that room.

And, while I realize that REPLACEMENTARIANS think that healing went out when John ran out of ink at the end of Revelation, if not before . . . just to be certain folks get the point, the REPLACEMENTARIAN MAGICSTERICAL has decreed that without a room in your home totally and only dedicated to healing, all prayers for healing will be laughably snickered at in Heaven and avail absolutely nothing.

And, unless you have a room build in your home totally and only dedicated to DOING JUSTICE, LOVING MERCY AND WALKING HUMBLY WITH GOD--such efforts as those will bring absolutely no spiritual benefit to you or anyone else. Zip, nada, bu dong xi.

And, unless you have a room built and totally dedicated only to the use and honor of The Lord's Supper, partaking thereof will be considered a vain repetition of absolutely no spiritual benefit without the room.

And, unless you have a room built totally dedicated only to worship . . . all such efforts are a stench in God's nostrils and a clanging out of key gong in His ears.

. . .

The REPLACEMENTARIAN ALICE IN WONDERLAND SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY'S MAGICSTERICAL HAS SCREECHED. SO BE IT!

/sar

1,856 posted on 11/28/2007 5:00:29 PM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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To: 1000 silverlings; Lord_Calvinus; Dr. Eckleburg; Quix; fortheDeclaration
Thank you for sharing your insights!

... the meaning is spiritual.

Truth is always Spiritually discerned. Man is powerless to discern Truth on his own.

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know [them], because they are spiritually discerned. - I Cor 2:14

Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, [that] shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come. - John 16:13

For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. - I Cor 1:19

To God be the glory!

1,860 posted on 11/28/2007 9:18:31 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: 1000 silverlings; Alamo-Girl
and every eye did not behold Him when He came.

Then scripture wasn't fulfilled. (Rev.1:7).

Your view of scripture is not much different then that who preach a false New Age (gnostic) Christ, that He came in spirit, but not physically.

All prophetical scripture will be fulfilled to the exact detail, including all eyes on earth,(Rev.1) seeing Him when He comes back in clouds (Acts 1)

1,874 posted on 11/30/2007 4:11:07 AM PST by fortheDeclaration (We must beat the Democrats or the country will be ruined! - Lincoln)
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To: 1000 silverlings; Quix
As we don’t build rooms onto our houses to accomodate them, it’s apparent the meaning is spiritual.

Christ said that in His Father's house there were many mansions, and He was going to prepare a place for us (Jn.14:2).

He was also going to return again for us (Jn.14:3)

That is a physical place and there is a generation that Christ will return for (1Thess.4:16), a generation that can cry out,

O death where is thy sting, O grave where is thy victory (1Cor.15:55), since that generation of Christians will know neither.

1,878 posted on 11/30/2007 4:29:10 AM PST by fortheDeclaration (We must beat the Democrats or the country will be ruined! - Lincoln)
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