Whoooooooeeeeeeee.
Got any more?
Not a lawyer joke but I thought this was cute
It’s so dry in the South that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.
The Methodists are giving out wet wipes.
The Presbyterians are giving out rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
Well, I'm not sure I want to strain the RM's patience any more with that sort on THIS thread, however, from time to time lawyer joke threads are started (or hijacked from other threads :) and I am sometimes/usually pinged. I'll give you a shout the next time it happens. :)