Not a lawyer joke but I thought this was cute
It’s so dry in the South that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.
The Methodists are giving out wet wipes.
The Presbyterians are giving out rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
Funny :>)
I’d throw out a bunch of lawyer jokes here, but I’m afraid I’d be sued.
Why don’t lawyers eat Mississippi catfish? Professional courtesy...