I'm still looking in my Bible for how much it's going to cost me to buy myself out of Hell. Can't get an exact number, are there any hidden fees involved? Can I do it on a payment plan?
See, all I keep finding are the prayers we say at mass, or that are in my Liturgy of the Hours, or the readings for daily Mass. Darn it, going to have to keep looking.....
It's actually hidden in the Bible as a Code. If you know Latin you can find them, otherwise, you won't find it. Super Secret Catholic only secrets.
** Can I do it on a payment plan?**
Just use your Visa card. Isn't that an indulgence? LOL!
Oh, no, that's called shopping.