"""They won't invite you in ..."""
How about those Ismaili Muslims? The Aga Khan will be in Vancouver, BC, (Canada) tomorow where he will be hosting a "closed-door spiritual event" which means that my Christian ass is not invited.
I just came back from a Hawaiian holiday so I'm as brown as a berry ... I think I'll go down & crash the event. Tell them I'm Ismaili ... how can they prove I'm not?
If they ask for the secret handshake ... I've got them. I'll blow the cover off their clandestine organization & call the press in.
Hell ... the Pope lets anyone come & see him do wheelies in his Popemobil.
"""If they ask for the secret handshake ... I've got them. I'll blow the cover off their clandestine organization & call the press in."""
Well, I tried!
In today's paper it reads:
"A volunteer female Ismaili security guard physically escorted a reporter away from the entrance gate."
Who could that be, I wonder?