[the808bass]

All this attention from you is flattering, but if you got out more often, perhaps you'd make some new friends.

I understand that a person starved for attention would find this sort of attention flattering and I'm glad it has brought some sort of pleasure to your life. And just the other day, it was MY posts which were littered with sarcasm. Welcome, my sister. Feels good, don't it?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

It's a lot funnier when you think up your own jokes, rather than simply repeating mine.

But if it makes you laugh, then go ahead. Retread.