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To: BearWash
Good point. I'm not going to debate over flavors of Cathiolicism, but I did note that this supposed archbishop tried to quote the Scriptures twice, and misquoted them both times.
160 posted on 03/02/2004 5:34:44 PM PST by John Locke
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To: John Locke
"and misquoted them both times"

With all the "translations" floating around today, it's hard to say for sure.

"So, like, there was this God and everything, and He, like, goes 'Somebody turn on the lights.' So, like, then the stars and stuff appeared...then He goes, 'This is so last week. I'm going to make a woman,' so he did and everything and she was, like, really a betty, but she needed somebody to carry heavy stuff and take out the trash, so then He like messed everything up by making a (yuck) man."

From "The Clueless Bible," copyright dsc
161 posted on 03/02/2004 5:50:02 PM PST by dsc
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