[Elsie]

The mantra appears to be:

If it DOESN'T agree with LDS dogma -- it is biased against us...
If it DOESN'T agree with LDS dogma -- it is an OPINION...
If it DOESN'T agree with LDS dogma -- it is bashing...
If it DOESN'T agree with LDS dogma -- you hate us unreasonably...

(Did I leave any out?)

[TechWriterMX-5]

You left out:

If it DOESN'T agree with LDS dogma, and you're the one saying it -- then don't worry. The Mormons will give you an opportunity (through proxy baptism) to accept the truth after you're dead. If you're still stubborn you'll have the pleasure of telling the Mormons they're wrong twice.

Horrible, aren't they? Wouldn't the world be better off if they just went away or kept to themselves? Come on. That's what you REALLY think, isn't it? It's okay. We're all friends here. Go ahead. Say what you really want to happen.

[CARepubGal]

You forgot a couple quotes:

If You left the LDS Church, you did so to sin.

If You left the LDS Church, you did so because you are lazy.

If you left the LDS Church, you did not pray properly (never did get this one).

If You left the LDS Church, you did so because somebody offended you!

Did I miss any lines? :)