Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

Reuters ^ | Oct. 10, 2003 | unknown staff

[razorback-bert]

OK.
Time for a joke.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $1,000,000 they decided that it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. The Germans disagreed, and after $2,500,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. But when the Australians conducted a similar study, after 2 weeks and a cost of around $80 for beer, they concluded that it was to stop the man's hand flying off when he had a wank-off.

[Squantos]

Roll on the floor laughing my butt off !........Copied before deleted .......:o)

Awesome Burt !......Stay Safe !

[wardaddy]

lol...

[DannyTN]

"How would the planet be any the worse if these sub-humans were simply eradicated?"

If this keeps up, another generation and they will be gone.

France has a similar problem. Their balls keep dissappearing.

[Happygal]

Where was this guy when 'The Ugly Man of Yamba' needed him?
Eh?

[Dustbunny]

I have always thought that Muslims elevators did not go to the top floor. This picture proves it.

[abner]

with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

Ok, so now what? They killed the only guy that can help the poor man get his penis back!

[dagnabbit]

Haven't you heard? All cultures are equal. Off to sensitivity camp with you.

[RichInOC]

Wow. That brings new meaning to the expression "getting beaten off".

[ditto h]

In tomorrows' N.Y. Times... Penis snatching at Abu Greib!

[DannyTN]

I'm thinking maybe the witchdoctor isn't to blame. Anybody know where Lorena Bobbit is these days?

[LonePalm]

Don't ya just HATE it when that happens.

Must be dat ole black magic.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[skinkinthegrass]

Time for a joke...But when the Australians conducted a similar study, after 2 weeks and a cost of around $80 for beer, they concluded that it was to stop the man's hand flying off when he had a wank-off.

very funny joke...routed to this thread reading "the demons attacking village" thread, I don't usaully hunt for these kinds of threads...thats my excuse for now. :))

[asgardshill]

It figures. Somebody HAD to go and take that old childhood game "Got Your Nose" to a conclusion never envisioned by the inventor.

[Quick1]

Why was there a need to resurrect a year-old thread?

[Trajan88]

I guess the suspect put some ice on it.

Trajan88

[DannyTN]

Sorry, I didn't realize it was a year old.

Someone posted a link to it in the following current thread on demon possession.

Demons

[TASMANIANRED]

"Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure."

No wonder nobody wanted a byline for this article. This is what comes from the press's concept of "objective writing". They can present the most ludicrous statement as if it were credible.

They can also with the use of words like alleged, purportedly, seemingly and use them in a such a way that a killer dripping with blood, the knife in their hand and a gnawed on heart hanging from their mouths looks like a saint.

After the lawyers are hung, next in line should be the journalists.

[kanawa]

Have you ever seen a photo of the Iranian "Fountain of Blood" that they used to have in Teheran?

[RipSawyer]

"Perp was beaten to death. Quite rightly, say I. Probably too good for the little bugger."

Why is it I can hear Jacko in the background singing "Beat It"?