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Sex At Sam's Place (Wal-Mart)
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| September 2003
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Posted on 09/30/2003 2:18:20 PM PDT by H8DEMS
Wal-Mart recently stopped selling a trio of lad rags considered too racy for its shelves. While the world's largest retailer may think its decision to nix these men's magazines will make its millions of customers and employees less lusty, we bet all it has done is increase sexual frustration along its aisles. With all that pent-up passion, we had to wonder: Is anyone getting more than low prices at Sam Walton's 2,700-plus stores?
"Who isn't doing whom is a better question," writes Danielle, a Wal-Mart employee from New York. "It's everyone from cleaners to store managers." T., a former employee from Ohio, adds, "I always saw lots of flirting and hands in pants all over the store. I would just laugh and walk by."
This spring we asked you to send us your craziest Wal-Mart sexcapades. More than 900 e-mails later, we've learned that you've pitched tents in the camping department, screwed in front of security cameras and even banged by the cereal boxes. Most of you said it was the best sex you've ever had. Sounds like Wally's world is a wild place after all.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: pornography; sex; walmart
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To: H8DEMS
Playboy's on a full press assault of Wal-Mart. this month's issue has a big article about how "evil" (translation: conservative religious family value oriented patriotic smalltown USA) Bentonville is, and this thing and the Women of Wal-Mart (note the institutions are rarely involved in those "women of..." specials). They've become quite obsessed with taking Wal-Mart down, which is really odd considering that the mags Wal-Mart kicked out were the semi-smut mags that have been taking a lot of PB's marketshare. You'd figured they would thank Wal-Mart for removing a major distribution channel from the competition.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:44:26 PM PDT
by
discostu
(just a tuna sandwich from another catering service)
To: MotleyGirl70
Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and do it front of the whole company.Let me modify my post
Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and pretty much do "everything else" besides doing "it" in front of the whole company.
To: Joe Hadenuf
LOL! See my post #22.
To: BrooklynGOP
You are bring back the old days when I worked at Sears. I caught some of the "cleaning crew" having fun in the furnture dept. at 6 AM.
BTW never buy a display bedding set anywhere; unless it has been steam cleaned!!
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:56:46 PM PDT
by
Springman
(No Kobe, none of the time.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
09/30/2003 3:02:50 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Zero Tolerance = Intolerance)
To: H8DEMS
Probably going to be a lot of playboy wannabes temporarily getting a job at Walmart just to be in playboy.
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posted on
09/30/2003 3:16:18 PM PDT
by
KMG365
(Beer is proof that God loves man - Ben Franklin)
To: MotleyGirl70
Must of been at Disneyland.. the happiest place on earth.
To: gitmo
That's uncalled for.....
To: gitmo
OK, maybe not that hot. <|:P~
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posted on
09/30/2003 3:36:06 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Prop 53: YES|Prop 54: YES|Recall: YES|Governor: TOM, but will settle for Arnie)
To: KMG365
I like your screen name. Are you Roy, John or Marco?
To: Pappy Smear
Guess again - Chet, Stoker, Capn?
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posted on
09/30/2003 8:37:40 PM PDT
by
KMG365
(Beer is proof that God loves man - Ben Franklin)
To: MotleyGirl70
inIt took me awhile but I figured out where the "in" went (my wife used to complain about that too)... I have a slight "need to solve puzzles" phonbia.
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posted on
10/01/2003 6:38:24 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido
LOL! First laugh of the morning! You so crazy! :)
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