Sex At Sam's Place (Wal-Mart)

Playboy.com ^ | September 2003 | NA

[H8DEMS]

Wal-Mart recently stopped selling a trio of lad rags considered too racy for its shelves. While the world's largest retailer may think its decision to nix these men's magazines will make its millions of customers and employees less lusty, we bet all it has done is increase sexual frustration along its aisles. With all that pent-up passion, we had to wonder: Is anyone getting more than low prices at Sam Walton's 2,700-plus stores?

"Who isn't doing whom is a better question," writes Danielle, a Wal-Mart employee from New York. "It's everyone from cleaners to store managers." T., a former employee from Ohio, adds, "I always saw lots of flirting and hands in pants all over the store. I would just laugh and walk by."

This spring we asked you to send us your craziest Wal-Mart sexcapades. More than 900 e-mails later, we've learned that you've pitched tents in the camping department, screwed in front of security cameras and even banged by the cereal boxes. Most of you said it was the best sex you've ever had. Sounds like Wally's world is a wild place after all.

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WARNING: Link contains explicit content.

Website notes, "This winter the Women of Wal-Mart will appear in Playboy Cyber Club." Not sure if this means actual employees or customers, but this doesn't paint the family-friendly picture that Wal-Mart's been promoting to its customers.

[GeoPie]

You ever see the people that work at these stores. This should have a vomit warning with the title!

[goldstategop]

Thank goodness the Wal-mart staff can't download porn on company computers during work time. Then they'd have more than their family-friendly image to worry about...

[Frank_Discussion]

"I always saw lots of flirting and hands in pants all over the store. I would just laugh and walk by."

You have got to be kidding me.

[xrp]

Inbreeding (for lack of a better term) is rampant at Wal-Mart stores.

Usually at least half of the male managers are getting down female employees and vice versa female managers with male employees.

[H8DEMS]

In case you're wondering why I'm posting from playboy.com, I got the link from a newsgroup while looking for info on getting a new RV. The so-called family-friendly Wal-Mart let's good folks like us park our RV's in their lots overnight, although we always thought they closed for business after they locked the doors at night. Looks like I was wrong.

[bedolido]

Wasn't there a song by Kathy Mattea in the early 90's called "making love at the five and dime"

[bedolido]

Clean-up on Aisle 3

[BrooklynGOP]

Usually at least half of the male managers are getting down female employees and vice versa female managers with male employees.

That's true for any work place.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Most of you said it was the best sex you've ever had. Sounds like Wally's world is a wild place after all.

The Red Chinese must be quietly laughing.....

[G.Mason]

" ....... but this doesn't paint the family-friendly picture that Wal-Mart's been promoting to its customers."

Well imagine that!

It's not supposed to .......duh

[MotleyGirl70]

That's true for any work place.

Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and do it front of the whole company.

[Arrowhead1952]

Clean-up on Aisle 3

Watch out for the rattlesnakes in the shoe department.... Don't do it there!

[MotleyGirl70]

in

[Servant of the 9]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Cleanup on Isle Four"

So9

[martin_fierro]

Adds a new kink to "rollback," dunnit.

No wonder that guy's smiling.

[bedolido]

I thought above "in"... but considered it a bit to personal. "on" seemed more appropriate since the "in" part may not have taken.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and do it front of the whole company.

Huh? Where do you work, in Hacksaw Arkansas?

[steveo]

we've learned that you've pitched tents in the camping department

classic

[martin_fierro]

Those blue vests are just HOT.