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Sex At Sam's Place (Wal-Mart)
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| September 2003
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Posted on 09/30/2003 2:18:20 PM PDT by H8DEMS
Wal-Mart recently stopped selling a trio of lad rags considered too racy for its shelves. While the world's largest retailer may think its decision to nix these men's magazines will make its millions of customers and employees less lusty, we bet all it has done is increase sexual frustration along its aisles. With all that pent-up passion, we had to wonder: Is anyone getting more than low prices at Sam Walton's 2,700-plus stores?
"Who isn't doing whom is a better question," writes Danielle, a Wal-Mart employee from New York. "It's everyone from cleaners to store managers." T., a former employee from Ohio, adds, "I always saw lots of flirting and hands in pants all over the store. I would just laugh and walk by."
This spring we asked you to send us your craziest Wal-Mart sexcapades. More than 900 e-mails later, we've learned that you've pitched tents in the camping department, screwed in front of security cameras and even banged by the cereal boxes. Most of you said it was the best sex you've ever had. Sounds like Wally's world is a wild place after all.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: pornography; sex; walmart
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WARNING: Link contains explicit content.
Website notes, "This winter the Women of Wal-Mart will appear in Playboy Cyber Club." Not sure if this means actual employees or customers, but this doesn't paint the family-friendly picture that Wal-Mart's been promoting to its customers.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:18:21 PM PDT
by
H8DEMS
To: H8DEMS
You ever see the people that work at these stores. This should have a vomit warning with the title!
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:20:13 PM PDT
by
GeoPie
To: H8DEMS
Thank goodness the Wal-mart staff can't download porn on company computers during work time. Then they'd have more than their family-friendly image to worry about...
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:20:53 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: H8DEMS
"I always saw lots of flirting and hands in pants all over the store. I would just laugh and walk by."
You have got to be kidding me.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:21:06 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: GeoPie
Inbreeding (for lack of a better term) is rampant at Wal-Mart stores.
Usually at least half of the male managers are getting down female employees and vice versa female managers with male employees.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:21:42 PM PDT
by
xrp
To: H8DEMS
In case you're wondering why I'm posting from playboy.com, I got the link from a newsgroup while looking for info on getting a new RV. The so-called family-friendly Wal-Mart let's good folks like us park our RV's in their lots overnight, although we always thought they closed for business after they locked the doors at night. Looks like I was wrong.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:23:04 PM PDT
by
H8DEMS
To: H8DEMS
Wasn't there a song by Kathy Mattea in the early 90's called "making love at the five and dime"
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:27:15 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: H8DEMS
Clean-up on Aisle 3
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:28:37 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: xrp
Usually at least half of the male managers are getting down female employees and vice versa female managers with male employees. That's true for any work place.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:31:32 PM PDT
by
BrooklynGOP
(www.logicandsanity.com)
To: H8DEMS
Most of you said it was the best sex you've ever had. Sounds like Wally's world is a wild place after all.The Red Chinese must be quietly laughing.....
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:34:31 PM PDT
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: H8DEMS
" .......
but this doesn't paint the family-friendly picture that Wal-Mart's been promoting to its customers."Well imagine that!
It's not supposed to .......duh
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:37:54 PM PDT
by
G.Mason
(Lessons of life need not be fatal)
To: BrooklynGOP
That's true for any work place. Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and do it front of the whole company.
To: bedolido
Clean-up on Aisle 3Watch out for the rattlesnakes in the shoe department.... Don't do it there!
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:39:31 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(I am ashamed the dixie chicks are from Texas!)
To: MotleyGirl70
in
To: H8DEMS
Gives a whole new meaning to "Cleanup on Isle Four"
So9
To: H8DEMS
Adds a new kink to "rollback," dunnit.
No wonder that guy's smiling.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:40:48 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Prop 53: YES|Prop 54: YES|Recall: YES|Governor: TOM, but will settle for Arnie)
To: MotleyGirl70
I thought above "in"... but considered it a bit to personal. "on" seemed more appropriate since the "in" part may not have taken.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:40:50 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: MotleyGirl70
Especially at Christmas parties when people get drunk and do it front of the whole company.Huh? Where do you work, in Hacksaw Arkansas?
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:41:13 PM PDT
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: H8DEMS
we've learned that you've pitched tents in the camping departmentclassic
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:41:14 PM PDT
by
steveo
(Oh, there's a lobster loose! Get out of the cabin quick! He's vengeful!)
To: bedolido
Those blue vests are just HOT.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:43:01 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Prop 53: YES|Prop 54: YES|Recall: YES|Governor: TOM, but will settle for Arnie)
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