[Mr. Silverback]

Today's feeble attempt at humor for the lurking troops:

A truck driver is driving a truckload of penguins to the city zoo. Unfortunately, his truck breaks down, and it's going to take a while to repair. He sees another trucker and, desperate to get his job done, says "I'll give you $100 to take these penguins to the zoo." The second trucker agrees.

Later that day, the first trucker sees the second trucker walking along the street, followed by fifteen penguins in a long line. "Hey," says the first trucker, "You were supposed to take those penguins to the zoo!"

"I did," says the second trucker. "But there was still $50 left over, so now I'm taking them to a movie."

[Kathy in Alaska]

"I did," says the second trucker. "But there was still $50 left over, so now I'm taking them to a movie."

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks, Mr S, for the penguins. I thought I knew what was coming. I didn't.