[martin_fierro]

Huh? What're these Jagoffs talkin' 'baht?

[dixiechick2000]

Mississippi ping!

Thanks!

[Incorrigible]

Huh?  What about the four guys named Bubba in the pickup truck that show up shortly after you drive your rental car into a ditch and winch you out and refuse any compensation?

[Revolting cat!]

A true Southerner knows the secret that there is chicken in a chicken fried steak!

[Oorang]

How 'bout "carry", as in, "My son is commin over to carry me to town".

[cyborg]

sothron gentlemen PING

[Corin Stormhands]

Southern ping.

[billbears]

bump

[Alberta's Child]

A true Southerner knows that after Jesus Christ, the greatest men in human history are Junior Johnson and Richard Petty.

[starxmtn]

A true Southerner knows you can not cook the green beans too long.

[mhking]

When you ask someone how they're doing and they reply, " Fair to middlin.", you know you're in the presence of a genuine Southerner.

I guess, after nine years, I've finally arrived. [g]

Grits ain't a good measure - I grew up with a pot of 'em on the stove most days, and I fix a pretty mean pot of cheese grits myself.

[JoeFromCA]

A true Southerner knows what polk salad is, how the word polk is pronounced ("poke") and where polk greens thrive best (in the barnyard; it's the only thing the cows won't eat).

My mama used to make the best polk salad in the county.

[Gianni]

True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them

But that doesn't mean they do.

[South Dakota]

I'm from the south,South Dakota

[janetgreen]

Reminds me of my aunt from Arkansas. She was visiting us in the '50s, we lived in a California beach town. We were walking down the street, she stuck her head into a burger place and asked for all to hear "y'all got any chili?". It was so cute, but I, being a California beach teen at the time, slunk around the corner...

[JoeFromCA]

A true Southerner's best friend is named Cooter (his real name, not a nickname).

(I'll stop now, although I could go on).

[gitmo]

A Southerner knows that when you're feelin puny you oughta stay home.

A Southerner knows you oughta slow down when the roads crookeder 'n a dog's hind leg.

A Southerner know what hush puppies are for.

[Oorang]

"sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk

My grandmother, Mamie, after supper would always ask "You want some cream, shug?" Cream always meant ice cream. Another southernism.

And, there is no such thing as lunch. Its breakfast, dinner, then supper.

[deadhead]

Southern gal ping

[CindyDawg]

thought Mack might get a laugh from this if he hasn't already seen it.