[Francisco]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

LOL Bump!!!

[Just another Joe]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

ROTFLMAOPIMP!

Sweeeeet!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Great job, HLL! Obviously Medusa did not turn you into stone, although she obviously tried.

[Lucky2]

You've now made my day with this story of your day with Hildabeast. It sounds like everything we've all said is right, she is a homely, fat slob. No wonder Bill went looking else where!

[Cyber Liberty]

...So I left the Thrifty Acres...

Aha! Mejer's Shifty Takers! That explains the t-shirts and shorts on middle-aged women, doesn't it?

[Taxman]

FReeped like a mule!

She can run, she can hide and she can surround herself with armed thugs, but she WILL get FReeped!

Taxman Bravo Zulu!

[RJL]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

LOL… Well done!

[Gritty]

Great job, HHL! It is depressing to note all the women loose out there breathlessly waiting for our own version of the Third Reich.

(P.S. That's not a soccer ball; it's Rosemary's Baby!)

[Nea Wood]

Dang! That was one of the funniest things I've ever read on FR! I love what you told Hillary! Well done!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Hillary and I did lazer beam eyeballs of hate to each other.

Since she long ago, in a galaxy, far away, went over to the "Dark Side", I'm sure your laser eyes (from the forces of good) managed to burn a little retina.

BTW, do her pupils run in an ellipse, north and south, Like a reptile?

Great FReepin' job. ROFLMAO

[Moonman62]

I knew I had a long wait, and I was thinking of ditching the scene, because I was in heels, and I didn't feel like standing there for 2 hours just to meet her hieniousness.

And I bet you were one of the few not in "comfortable shoes." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Great FReep and a wonderful line you gave to the Beast. I really enjoyed your report.

[mhking]

Hillary and I did lazer beam eyeballs of hate to each other.

The cat claws came out, eh?

[VoiceOfBruck]

Who's on the cover of your book?

Great work, Ms. Legs!

I hope I never get on your bad side!

[Samizdat]

Too funny! And very well written. Are you perhaps a writer in real life?

[bmwcyle]

Nice stab at Satan. She will be asked that question (who is on the cover?) again and again.

[mombonn]

You may have to change your screen name to Hillary's Fuzzy Face!

[CarmelValleyite]

Re "not a bath day -- no make-up, hair undone, etc. BUT SHE DID HAVE EARRINGS!"

What's that famous old saying?? "No use hanging earrings on a pig?" I think it fits in this scenario!

[Hildy]

Sounds like the same pantsuit she had on here in San Diego. I bet in another year she'll donate it to charity and write it off on her income taxes...WHO'S THAT ON THE COVER OF YOUR BOOK!!! LOLOLOLOL....priceless. Good job!!!

[CarmelValleyite]

So...HLL, what did you do with the signed book of lies?????????????????

[EmmaPeel]

What a riot!