[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[Phantom Lord]

Old Fuzzy Face! I love it!

[Phantom Lord]

Time for a little photoshop to portray "Old Fuzzy Face"

[shetlan]

Too wonderful...every word.

[r9etb]

Hillary was signing away and I said " Who's on the cover of your book?"

LOL!

What's most interesting to me is your description of the mechanical book-signing, in the face of such adulation. Just plain strange....

[mountaineer]

Fanny packs? Sounds like you got stuck in the wrong crowd of LPGA fans at the Nabisco Dinah Shore.

Kudos and praise heaped upon your head, my dear, you done good!

[zlala]

You are my hero!

And you know you made a dangerous enemy. But we'll get the Viking Kitties to draw their swords...or at least they'll have their hats with the pointy horns on 'em to protect you!

[Astronaut]

Way to go!!! Great line and I'm glad it caught her off guard. She is a hideous old hag and the publisher must have needed a Cray supercomputer to process the amount of Photoshopping required to get that picture right for the book!

[EllaMinnow]

No tee shirt, but here's a mug!

[Destructor]

You are a great American! Thank you.

[cricket]

Great 'HLL'. . .no doubt Hillary is looking forward to an ultimate power position; when 'looks that could kill'. . .will!

[NeoCaveman]

Hillary was signing away and I said " Who's on the cover of your book?"

ROTFLMAO, good job HLL.

I'll be freeping the old gal in a few hours in Cleveland

[Interesting Times]

I was in orange and fuschia in the sea of white T shirts and Hillary buttons. Hillary was signing away and I said " Who's on the cover of your book?"

And who wrote it?

Leave it to Hillary to get the Dorian Grey thing exactly backwards...

[exile]

"I went into the store and was confronted by a sea of overweight housewives in white T shirts and shorts. You would have thought that this was an e-ticket ride for DisneyWorld. Fanny packs abound."

Lambs to the slaughter. By the way, great job getting Hitlery's BVD's in a bunch. You rock!

[pubmom]

You are a brave, brave soul. I would have only had the guts to ask: "Who does your hair?"

[Plutarch]

Interesting to read, if a tad catty.

[MaeWest]

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

[smiley]

Great read!....
I hope you hadn't eaten before you met Hillary!

[Eva]

Hillary does have peach fuzz all over her face. Back during the impeachment, a photographer from the University of Vermont printed pictures he had taken of Hillary during an interview that she gave to someone from the school, in the alumni magazine. The pictures were unretouched black and whites and absolutely hideous. I wish I had saved the magazine.

[Prince Caspian]

Way to go HLL! I'm just wondering if you already had your "line" ready before you got in front of her, or was it ad hoc. I don't think I would be able to come up with something that good once I was within "spitting distance".