CA Governor Davis to hold news conference at 6:30 pm easten

MSNBC

[Dog]

Breaking!

[alwaysconservative]

Thanks! I'm honored, and I have absolutely no idea how that kind of thing is done!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Me neither. You're so right though about the DU crowd and their ilk.

[Political Junkie Too]

That's the Whole Math approach. If the group says it's right, then it's right.

-PJ

[alwaysconservative]

Brit Hume just read (re-read, actually) the report that a German scholar said that the Quran has been misinterpreted all these years: it's not 72 virgins if you die a martyr, it's 72 "white raisins" of "crystal clarity". His reason is that it wasn't originally written in Arabic, but in Syrian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You just can't make this stuff up! (I know this is off-topic, but what a HOOT!)

[suzyq5558]

thats the funniest thing ive read on this forum LOLOLO

[Political Junkie Too]

not 72 virgins if you die a martyr, it's 72 "white raisins"

I guess that means that Mohammed "heard it through the grapevine?" (that you'd no longer be mine...)

-PJ

[Brad’s Gramma]

WHAT?????????????????

Raisins?

[Brad’s Gramma]

1,044

Here. Now.

[Howlin]

I tell you one thing: Arnold must be a shoe-in; Juan Williams is having a flat out fit on The Panel....he's acting like it's an insult for a POLITICIAN not to run.

In fact, Juan is having a fit about everything tonight.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I love reading the reports of the dems flipping out. I don't have cable.....so this is TOO MUCH FUN.

[alwaysconservative]

I'm sorry, but I can't stop giggling. This just struck my funny bone for some raisin, I mean, oops, reason! Instead of complaisant virgins, they get wrinkled, dried up fruit!

Heard it through the grapevine. . . snicker, snicker!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, Friendly Angel come to me."

Yep. Star Trek was right on many times.

[alwaysconservative]

Raisins, not virgins. I first read about it in a Zev Chafets opinion piece a day or so ago, and had to rub my eyes, because I wasn't sure I was reading it correctly. Then, Brit (my favorite anchor, bar none) read it tonight, and I just lost it! It is definitely past my regular bedtime!

[Brad’s Gramma]

SOMEBODY GET TO GOOGLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we need Registered to do a raisin virgin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Brit Hume just read (re-read, actually) the report that a German scholar said that the Quran has been misinterpreted all these years: it's not 72 virgins if you die a martyr, it's 72 "white raisins" of "crystal clarity".

What a cruel, ironic cosmic joke. They thought they would get virgins. Instead they got raisins.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't take it!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Mo1]

Did you see Chrissy Matthews today .. the poor boy looked like he wanted to cry .. LOL

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

In fact, Juan is having a fit about everything tonight.

Hey Howlin. What ever became of the Dufus press conference? I've been working late. Musta missed it. What did he say?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Did you see Chrissy Matthews today .. the poor boy looked like he wanted to cry .. LOL

This has been going on since Gore/McVain lost in 2000. Wait till Dufus is tossed out on his deplorable arse, GW wins by 20 points in 2004, and MSNBC reaches a .001 rating. He'll be in restraints.

[Willie Green]

"Oh, I'm glad to see you are all still here...
I have good news for you from the governor Davis...
He has asked me to inform to you that this has all been a BIG misunderstanding!
Ha ha! You see, the situation is that there IS NO Arnold Schwarzenegger!
That is, I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Governor Davis!
No wait.. wait... Don't you see? Arnold is Gov. Davis' stage name!
This is Hollywood! See???
Ah OK, I'm glad we got that straight!
Now everybody can get a good night sleep knowing that this confusion is all over!

[Blue Scourge]

LOL...Baghdad Bob strikes back.....when all else fails the Davis camp called on a true information professional...