Posted on 08/05/2003 9:31:45 PM PDT by Brett66
US porn star throws in hand for California governorship race
LOS ANGELES (AFP) Aug 06, 2003
A US porn star was Tuesday campaigning to join in an increasingly whacky race for the governorship of California, pledging to make lap dances tax deductible and to swap guns for smut if elected.
Mary Carey joins other potential candidates such as "Terminator" movie star and Republican activist Arnold Schwarzenegger and Democratic Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt, who also covet the embattled governor's job.
"My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California," would be politician and adult movie star Carey told reporters as she tried to gather the 65 signatures needed to put her name on the October 7 ballot.
The 22-year-old blonde said her electoral platform would include taxing breast implants to generate revenue and hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the energy-strapped state.
She also wants to creat a "Porno for Pistols" programme under which gun owners would be urged to swap their weapons for X-rated movies in a bid to reduce violence in the free-wheeling golden state.
"If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent," she said, adding that she would present herself as an independent candidate if she achieved the requirements to run by Saturday's deadline for candidacies.
She was clad in a star-spangled bikini top, designer shorts and was tottering on platform shoes as she strutted her stuff in Los Angeles, stopping passers-by to sign her petition.
The 1.76 meter (5 foot 9) X-rated candidate was flanked by her manager and two supporters, one carrying a sign that read "Californians Prefer Blondes," echoing the title of a 1954 Marilyn Monroe movie.
She also came up with a novel solution to a key global problem, global warming: "Wear less clothes."
Actor and former body builder Schwarzenegger was meanwhile due to formally announce Wednesday whether or not he will fight Democratic Governor Gray Davis for his job when special elections to oust him are held in October.
Aides however said he was now inclined not to run for family reasons.
Flynt said Monday he would file his candidacy by Saturday providing polls could prove that Californians would accept a "smut peddler" as their leader and make him a serious candidate.
More than 250 people have taken out application forms to run for the governorship of the most populous, but most broke, US state.
Anyone can run provided they gather 65 signatures from supporters and stump up the 3,500 dollar fee required to stand.
I'd like to think she's wearing underwear.
From her website: www.marycarey.com (I won't provide a hyperlink as it is obviously an adult site.)
As I look at it, how can anyone do worse than Gray "Out" Davis? An effing monkey could do a better job.
And if women would stop being such a tease....
Could very well be. And one thing's for sure. That pic in #7 above is making me hugh!
Oh Lord. Am I gonna start talking like *that*??!? Shoot...Me...NOW.
BANG.
Your honor, he requested killin'. He was series.
-Jay
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