"Gigli" Reaches the Rarefied Stratosphere of IMDB's 100 Worst Movies of All Time List

vanity | 8/3/2003 | Luke Skyfreeper (vanity)

[Drew68]

"The Wedding Planner" was hailed as the greatest romantic comedy since "Schindler's List."

ROTFLOL --with tears streaming down my face!

[MightyMouseToSaveThe Day]

Me, too!!! And i thought i was the only one who cannot stand Julia Roberts. She's the most over-rated 'actress' in the business. She always plays the same part (herself), is not at all pretty to look at, and believes the drivel they write about her (she actually said once, in response to an interviewer's comment that her fans adored her, that it really is pretty wonderful to be her). aaaccck. and Nottinghill was disgusting (i saw it on an airplane and had to take off the headsets because the dialogue was so revolting).

[GreatOne]

One has not lived life until they have seen MST3K's destruction of "Manos: The Hands of Fate". The five minute driving scene with no dialogue; Torgo, with the stuffed thighs; the child bride; Torgo; the bride cat fight; Torgo; the cops; Torgo.

Torrrrggggoooooo! (insert flute/piccolo music here)

[rintense]

Julia Roberts is the most over-rated actress ever- also the most over-rated in the looks department too. Icky.

[Fraulein]

"Ben is unbelievably creative, funny, sexy and so smart he could become president if he had enough ambition for it." -- J-Lo

[rintense]

Christopher Walken is one of the best American actors around today. His cameo in 'True Romance' made the movie. How he got mixed up in such a loser of a movie like Gagli, I'll never know.

[Fraulein]

She's the most over-rated 'actress' in the business.

I agree! I think J-Lo is also over-rated.

[Fraulein]

I have been hopelessly enamored with Walken ever since my teen years. What can I say but that the man totally does it for me, and that in every way I think he far surpasses all of the supposed Hollywood superstars and 'pretty boys' like Pitt, Affleck, etc. I'd take Walken over the lot of 'em!

[Fraulein]

they have vowed never to work together again

the sexy pair believe their incredible fame and the gossip surrounding their upcoming marriage doomed the movie to failure before it was released...

However, fans will get one more chance to see them sizzle on screen together in Kevin smith's upcoming movie Jersey Girl, which will be released in February next year.

J.Lo And Affleck: We Will Never Work Together Again

[Luke Skyfreeper]

"Ben is unbelievably creative, funny, sexy and so smart he could become president if he had enough ambition for it." -- J-Lo

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs -- if we had some eggs.

[yianni]

http://uscneurosurgery.com/library/trauma/instruments/16%20bone.htm

The Gigli saw advantage is that because the sawing wire is placed only after the dura has been separated from the bone, sawing through the bone can be done without trauma to the underlying dura. The Gigli saw disadvantage is that each segment that it saws between two burr holes must be straight and thus to make a curved craniotomy required more burr holes and more Gigli saw cuts. In addition, the Gigli saw probably takes more time than a power driven craniotomy saw.

[Fraulein]

He can't be all that smart:

Split with Lopez Could Cost Affleck $7 million

Jennifer Lopez's lawyers are putting up an expensive set of demands for fiance Ben Affleck in case he splits with her before marriage.

According to a report in the Mirror, Jennifer is to wed Affleck in September. The singer wants to be promised a $7 million dollar fee from their new movie Gigli if the wedding is called off. Her lawyers are also considering a clause in which she will pocket half the actor's salary which he gets from any film roles he does while they are still together. Aides to J-Lo believe that the singer cum actress's global success has boosted Affleck's profile...

Los Angeles law firm Trope and Trope is looking into the agreement which has been termed as a 'palimony pre-nup.' This would be J Lo's third marriage after her 7 months marriage with dancer Cris Judd...

[Charles Henrickson]

"Does this husband make my butt look big?"

[Fraulein]

Where was that photo taken? He's wearing more make-up than she is!

[Fraulein]

"Does this husband make my butt look big?"

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Nothing says 'I love you' like looking at other hot chicks when your fiance is trying to kiss you.

[Fraulein]

the sexy pair believe their incredible fame and the gossip surrounding their upcoming marriage doomed the movie to failure before it was released...

???

The narcissism and arrogance is nothing short of astounding.

[CAPPSMADNESS]

[robertpaulsen]

CLIFF: I give up. Who are you?

COCCOTTI: I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?

Actually, I liked the whole movie. The motel room scene with James Gandolfini and Patricia Arquette was excellent.