To: mhking
your own appreciation of beer is something deeply personalMy appreciation of beer has two parts. 1) It smells utterly dreadful and 2) it makes people act really stupid. I'm at a loss as to why anyone would ever drink it...
5 posted on
07/25/2003 11:02:41 AM PDT by
Lyford
To: Lyford
This article has been posted for two minutes and we already have our first excommunication! Begone, heretic!
To: Lyford
My appreciation of beer has two parts. 1) It smells utterly dreadful and 2) it makes people act really stupid. I'm at a loss as to why anyone would ever drink it... Your nose is obviously out of whack. And it only makes you stupid if you let it.
To: Lyford
Nice summer day and someone's pissing in the pool, eh?
14 posted on
07/25/2003 11:06:03 AM PDT by
metesky
("Let us go among them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, "The Searchers")
To: Lyford
One man's Beethoven is another man's Backstreet Boys.
To: Lyford
1 - If the beer smells dreadful that means it's cheap crappy beer, in the common parlance: skunky beer. Skunky beer is to be foisted off on young members of the clan, it helps discourage their natural curiousity about booze
2 - The list of things that make people act really stupid is long and includes members of the opposite sex, avoiding those things can be bad for survival of the clan
We drink it because we have better taste than you.
24 posted on
07/25/2003 11:09:32 AM PDT by
discostu
(the train that won't stop going, no way to slow down)
To: Lyford
1) It smells utterly dreadful and 2) it makes people act really stupid.If it smells bad, you've got a bad batch. And if you don't like the smell of good ol' lager, there's always porter, stout, bitter or pilsner for starters.
I'm at a loss as to why anyone would ever drink it...
"Tastes great!"
"Less filling!"
32 posted on
07/25/2003 11:13:07 AM PDT by
mhking
To: Lyford
Do you want it banned?
37 posted on
07/25/2003 11:14:33 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(!!!!!!! sdrawkcab si enilgat ym ,em pleh esaelP)
To: Lyford
Burn the heretic!
39 posted on
07/25/2003 11:17:50 AM PDT by
dljordan
To: Lyford; Constitution Day; Darth Reagan
"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're big, they're about 400 pounds.....they make ice. No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you have to drink another woman." -- Homer Simpson
46 posted on
07/25/2003 11:20:13 AM PDT by
Phantom Lord
(Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
To: Lyford
Read Budweiser!
To: Lyford
1) It smells utterly dreadful and 2) it makes people act really stupid. I can think of other things that fit that description but..... ... well, maybe I'll just leave it at that.
113 posted on
07/25/2003 1:27:12 PM PDT by
Ditto
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