[Phantom Lord]

"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're big, they're about 400 pounds.....they make ice. No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you have to drink another woman." -- Homer Simpson

[talleyman]

"A beer won't drive you crazy,
won't ask you where you been.
A beer won't call you lazy,
and bad-mouth all your friends.
A beer won't turn you down
when you want 'em near,
And all in all, I'd rather have a beer!"

"I'd Rather Have A Beer"
Don Pinkleton
Three Lefts Do
(c) 1993 Pinkletunes
Used with permission.