Posted on 07/22/2003 12:36:10 PM PDT by Dog
Breaking..
Coroner: [singing] They're not only merely dead / They're really most sincerely dead.
translation: Uday anday Qusay areay eadday!
Peter Arnett identified them by their "distinguishing characteristics!"
I knew Arnett was Saddam's butt boy, but he was apparently also Uday's and Qusay's too.
If this is true then as I posted day before yesterday Hell continues to enlarge itself!
While were on the subject of hell, here's an appropriate article I found a few months ago.
A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:
He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:
We can solve this (de)lemma with the 1990 postulation of Ms. Theresa LeClair, the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic."
Both Jennifer Ecelston and Laurie Dhue need to be reporting neart the action more often.
In order to comply with Free Republic rules requiring the posting of flattering pictures of Fox news babes when they are mentioned in a thread, I am posting the pictures below.
(OK so one of my patients wanted to watch Wizard of OZ, but because they are kids, they decided to watch it 3 times in a row and now the movie keeps replaying in my head)
But-What GREAT NEWS! I heard they found a whole bunch of money in the house where Saddams sons were too. Probally they used it to pay people to kill our soldiers. This should be a big help in trying to stop the attacks. Thank You God.
Did anyone hear Susan estrich this morning on Fox? Right after the news broke, she said the timming , because it happened on the same day Jessica Lynch was coming home, "only raises more questions about President Bush". Sheesh Susan- Can you say innate paranoia? OR- Just because your party had a president who did things like using the military for his own personal gain, doesn't mean anyone else would do such a thing. But it tells us alot about your demacRAT party doesn't it-that you could even think this.
ROFL !!
It was great, I got to tell my husband the great news about these little bastards dying last night when he called from work, he hadn't been near a TV the whole day. He was one happy camper.
BTW I like the screen name, I remember the thoroughbred that shared the name. He was awesome in his heyday...
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