USO Canteen FReeper Style~Ancient Egyptian Military:Weapons,Chariot,Warships~July 15, 2003

Militaryhistory.com ~ at the Internet | July 15, 2003 | LaDivaLoca

[Aeronaut]

I hope you had a great day today!

I did. I got to fly around Minnesota today, and I have to do it again tomorrow. Man, I hate my job. ;^)

[MoJo2001]

That is sooo cool!! When are you gonna fly me around my backyard? Huh?? I've been waiting for an invite. I guess I'll just have to invite myself. LOL!

[MoJo2001]

Hi Bro!!
Have you been good while I've been gone?
Well, since you haven't. I have a song for you!
 

Click On The Devil!

 

[Aeronaut]

I've been waiting for an invite. I guess I'll just have to invite myself. LOL!

The rules:
Get in
Buckle up
Hang on
Shut up (said nicely, of course).

[fatima]

Hi MoJo2001,How are you.

[LaDivaLoca]

Straight from the mouth of babes.

Great Truths about Life that Little Children have Learned:

- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.

- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

- They always catch the second person.

[MoJo2001]

Woohoo!! I'm sure Ma won't mind me going. As for shutting up, you won't hear a peep outta me.

Um, Aeronaut..can I push any buttons? Please?? Oh! Can we eject from this plane? Also, how fast can this baby go? Just a few questions. LOL!

[MoJo2001]

I'm doing great fatima! How've you been??

[MoJo2001]

LaDivaLoca
Something For You

Click On The Diva!
YOU GO GIRL! DO YOUR THANG!
P.S. Turn Up the Stereo REAL LOUD!

 

[LaDivaLoca]

Some new ones on this list.

Marriage Advice
(As answered by elementary school students)



How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10

[MeekOneGOP]

It's HOT here in Big D. We have a thin layer of cloud cover here from Hurricane Claudette.

Here is the Intellicast Radar Loop from San Antonio:

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/USLocalWide.asp?seg=LocalWeather&loc=ksat&prodgrp=RadarImagery&product=RadarLoop&prodnav=none&pid=none

[LaDivaLoca]

These are actual clippings from church newspapers.

It's amazing what a little proof-reading would've prevented.


Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be
speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church
in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.

______________

Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting
and Prayer conference includes meals."

______________

Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the school recreation hall.
Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

______________

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This
Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

______________

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

______________

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

______________

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
been canceled due to a conflict.

______________

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus"

______________

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.

______________

The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

______________

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about
you, and hopefully they will respond.

______________

Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.

______________

Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

______________

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.

______________

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen
to our choir practice.

[MoJo2001]

Good evening my friends!
LadyHawk welcome to the Canteen! I'm so glad that you have finally come home! It's great to see you!! SouthernHawk, how are you? I hope you've told your boss where to go! LOL!
*HUGS* to you both!! I'm so excited LadyHawk is here! Click On The Hawks pic!!

[MoJo2001]

Whoa!! I'm hoping everyone stays safe and cool.

[MoJo2001]

You must be tanned to moon. No mooning to blind people! YIKES! LOL!

[LaDivaLoca]

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for $50."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says,
"Here...paint my house."

(Now get those minds out of the gutter.)

[MoJo2001]

Thank you for your beautiful poems Diva!
You have such a way with words!
Please click to hear a special song for you!
*HUGS* This song definitely is a great description of how you make everyone feel!!!
Anyone not feeling well? Click and be happy!

[MeekOneGOP]

Keeping cool here. Got the A/C running now. Around 91 outside. Here is the Severe Weather Map:

[Kathy in Alaska]

I was up on time, but, woe is me, no cable. Sound familiar? Beautiful iceberg!! Thank you, thank you! I have become swamped this afternoon. UGH!!

[MoJo2001]

Oh my! Yikes Meekie!! Yikes!