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To: tomkow6; SouthernHawk; darkwing104; beachn4fun; SevenofNine; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; ...

These are actual clippings from church newspapers.

It's amazing what a little proof-reading would've prevented.


Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be
speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church
in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.

______________

Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting
and Prayer conference includes meals."

______________

Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the school recreation hall.
Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

______________

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This
Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

______________

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

______________

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

______________

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
been canceled due to a conflict.

______________

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus"

______________

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.

______________

The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

______________

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about
you, and hopefully they will respond.

______________

Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.

______________

Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

______________

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.

______________

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen
to our choir practice.



232 posted on 07/15/2003 5:48:38 PM PDT by LaDivaLoca (Support our economy - buy American)
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To: LaDivaLoca
I LOVE church bulletin bloopers. Thanks, Diva.
327 posted on 07/16/2003 2:59:15 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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